Armadale

Armadale is a dodgy suburb in Perth, Western Australia. The population of this area are referred to as "Armadalians". Armadalians are a tribal like people. They have their own culture called "white trash" and practice religious ceremonies such as "the chugathon" and "beer night". The armadalians live in tribes known as “gangs”. Gangs will commonly have disagreements with each other. These disagreements often turn into a “thonging” an event in which the cheifs of the gangs will stand in front of each other with a thong (shoe) in each of there hands and they will proceed to hit each other until either one is on the ground with a brain tumour or they get bored and decide to go to the pub instead. In the Armadalian culture there are gods like most other religions. These gods are apart of groups known as “footy teams”. These gods will battle each other to the death in a gladiator like area known as “a footy oval” Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.