Brigidine

A glistening fairy castle filled with unicorns, rainbows, flowers and maroon. Whilst the school is religious enough to make the inhabitants cynics, it is populated mostly by atheists. Mess with Brigidine girls and you will be lost under a swarm of vicious, hormonal teenage girls. However, whilst undoubtedly vicious, cynical and hormonal, Brigidine girls must disguise their extreme hotness under baggy kilts, else they would cause even more of Australia to become desert and push global warming to extreme scales.