CAIDS

The Canadian version of AIDS Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease: -Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington -Extreme passion for maple syrup -Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans -Acts like a moose in strange situations -Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc. -Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta -Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags