CNBC's

1. a mysteriously popular forum for professional sharks to fob off underperforming investments onto gullible amateur investors- particularly targeting the elderly and mentally incompentent. 2. a media outlet for stale news that has circulated through wall street and already been entirely priced in. see 1. 3. a t.v. channel where demi-literate carpetbaggers, carneys, and cockgobblers are invited on to maunder and prevaricate and thereby encourage everyone to throw their money away. 4. an eye magnet for bored, horny, attention-deficit disordered wall streeters