Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts. Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV. And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.