Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices 2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits 3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits 4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet 5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses 6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly 7. Low turn over rate 8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever