Durks

Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities....durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature