Galadriel

Super bangin' chick who's pretty much good at everything. Galadriel is an expert in all things Tolkien, of course, and even possesses mystical powers of the Elves such as telepathy, super sexiness and shooting things with arrows while hiding in trees. She also tends a magical forest over which she reigns supreme with a velvet fist. Armies from all realms are poised to defend the glory of her fantastically fine Elvican booty. Never challenge a Galadriel to a dance-off, for you are destined to lose and will likely lose your sanity following the obligatory tongue-lashing of the loser.