A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will
beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their
dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full
Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.