...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like
headless chickens in the latest
Topshop fashions, talking
absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.
Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank.