Welcome to Suburbia, Missouri, United States, North America, Earth. Kirkwood moms are the snotty
PTO parents that you despise, Kirkwood dads are
chill as fuck, Kirkwood boys wear polo and all sell weed.... to eachother? and Kirkwood girls date Kirkwood teachers.
Many
under the radar chill groups of people exist in the Wood, including hipsters, Italians, and the sex offenders who live next door.