Kyoko-sama

The "Kyoko-sama" is a rare species descended from the EdgeCat ship. The Kyoko-sama spends most of its time on the internet thinking what it's going to do with its life. The EdgeCat ship is superior to all which is why it's child, the Kyoko-sama, is such a mistake. Kyoko-samas keep pet sploink cats named Peggy Toast that marry into the Cactus family, descendants of Anathema