Maryland's

You know you're from Maryland if. Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend. You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks. You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams You get annoyed when people say your from the south You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast You went to Port Discovery as a child You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do. You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside. You have broken up a crab before. You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy. You know what gogo music is. A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis. You grill seafood regularly You hate everything about Northern Virginia You know a handful of people who work for the government. You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form. Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits. You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic. You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car. School gets closed for an inch of snow You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job