Narcissistic

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age. Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves. Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others. The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.