POB

When giving 50% effort, let alone 100%, is out of the question. Used by Toronto Raptors RealGM'ers, the terms roots are an acronym derived from Raptors mega-scrub Patrick O'Bryant, who is a lazy-ass that struggles to even stick his hand out to a teammate for a high-five. He is often seen slouching on the bench, emotionless and bored. Despite being a lanky 7-footer, he has refused to make use of this physical gift from God, and is likely content that he leads the team in DNP-CD's since his acquisition. He is known for his non-work-ethic and extreme nonchalantness, which will ultimately show him the door out of the NBA.