ShamWow

1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball. 2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic. 3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic 4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink