1. Taormina is a coastal city in
Sicily, known for its ancient Greek theatre.
2. Taormina is a slang word for an
interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with
pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.