diving

1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving. 1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down. 2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water. 2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning. 3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.