short for "involuntary celibate". often built like a discord mod, probably uses reddit, gets no bitches, says
the hard r while being whiter than Wonder Bread, smells like Axe body spray and/or B.O., plays COD, and makes overused "
i identify as an attack helicopter" jokes. has never felt the touch of another woman except that of his mother when she handed him
snackies as a child.
synonyms: ausnox#8377