mckay

One of the single hottest guys around. fucks all the female homo sapiens. Also so tough that his sperm is too scared to get any of the girls he bangs pregnant. Jennesa Clarke, one of the hottest girls at my school said " once i was walking across the street and a truck full of canned beans almost hit me. I screamed in terror as i saw my life flash before my eyes. Then in an instant Mckay teleported in front of the truck and stopped it with his bare hands. when the truck driver saw what he had done he tried to hop out of the truck and run away but Mckay just teleported behind him , grabbed him by the collar and flung him into the sun. He then proceeded to rip the truck open and simultaneously eat every can of beans in the truck. then he started to float and his eyes stated glowing brighter than the sun. He looked at me and i Instantly orgasmed. he then took my hand and flew me to his house to bang for the next 8 and 1/2 days (with my consent of course because he is also a gentleman his a soft heart)" some would even say that The nuclear explosions in japan in the 50's was Mckay unloading the fattest nut in history in an anime bitch.