powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift. Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics. Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds. Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.