qwned

Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage. Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."