twinky

The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling". It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss). The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.